Yesterday's Topic

I was having my usual beer at my usual spot, with my unusual friend, when we came up with a pretty good subject to develop. We manage to find so many things to say about this subject that we decided to create a "Tuesday's Topic".
"Tuesday's Topic" is mostly about guys, but if you know women to fit those examples or you have other types of men you know feel free to let me know.
Let's get right to the subject: I'm sure you know at least one person that you can put in a category, either because there's something you see in that person, or he/she just fits the profile. In the following weeks you'll see just how many types of men we found in just one hour... Go figure how many there are...
So let me introduce you to yesterday's topic:

Communism: a system of social organization in which all economic and social activity is controlled by a totalitarian state dominated by a single and self-perpetuating political party.
Communist: a person who is regarded as supporting politically leftist or subversive causes; a person pertaining to the Communist party or to Communism.

The Communist Type

Is that type of guy with a very ugly attitude. When it comes to women, he's either married with one or more mistresses (aka stupid women), either in a relationship with one or more lovers (same aka). When it comes to money, he's the cheapskate kind (we'll have a topic about that too). He simply hates spending money on others then himself, unless he feels the need to impress (you wonder how he can have more than one woman - that's were the stupidity part comes in - another topic). He's very pigheaded, what he believes it's sacred, no matter how stupid or wrong his thinking is. When it comes to himself his the best, the most beautiful, the smartest, the bla-bla-bla-est of them all (there should be a type like this).
Try spending a week with this type of guy and then call your therapist. Even if you've stayed more than a week, don't worry, you'll be cured, as for him, the communist cure has not been found yet.

From 1 to 10, I give a 4 to "The Communist Type", for amusing me and bringing me to the beautiful subject.

A penny for a kiss

In need for a good comedy, Hope recommended me a movie: "Made of Honor". The movie it's absolutely fantastic. The subject of the movie is the love story between a woman and her best friend, a guy known as: The fucker (imagine what was his hobby). It's fun to watch and you can get a thing or two from it if your best friend's a guy. Honestly, I hope that none of my best friends will ever propose to me... No offense guys, I love you, but let's face it, it will never work. Coming back to our movie, what can I say, I had a great laugh, the actors are amazing, the script is brilliant. The music soundtrack is very well chosen. If you want to relax, especially at work, it's the perfect movie.
Enjoy
Thanks H., got more?

Umbrella Part II

Oh... and by the way, I got my umbrella back. I am extremely happy 'bout it. I don't really have it, cause it's at the friend that took it from the guy, but that's fine, she can keep it, I found another one (that it's not mine - feel the irony). Since it was only a question of principle I consider my self pleased. Of course there is a funny part. When my friend went to take the umbrella, the guy says: "I didn't know she wanted that umbrella back so much, she's acting like she lost a dick!" My dear, I can't lose dicks (it's not as if you should take the dick after the break up with your boyfriend - can you imagine the fun in that??), and even if I have "lost" some, I still got my pink friend at home ;), but, since you made that comparison, didn't has occurred to your mind that maybe, just maybe, dick worths shit if I care more about an umbrella than I cared about you or anyone else? And since we are in the sincerity area, I thought that you didn't want to give back my umbrella because you were "emotionally" attached, or one of you body parts was "emotionally" attached to it ;)). Yeah, I know, I'm so funny :)).

Friday Saga

So.. here we are... It's Friday again. Last Friday I came up with a new idea. Friday we give gifts. Those gifts are mostly verbal like: gifts for the people who did something good (that's gonna be rare) and gifts for the people that didn't do so much good (and here's gonna be a very very long list). This week's gift is for the stupid people who always stay in front of the bus or subway door. They got the "gift" personally when I went passed them trying to make my way out the subway's door. What is wrong with you people? You are sadists? You enjoy being hurt? You cretins, I assume you all can read, get a fucking good manner book (breeding book if you're an animal) and learn what's the meaning of civilization! And get a shower for fuck's sake!! U stink!!
As much fun it is to go along with the population at work, I think I'd rather go back to walking. I look fantastic after 2 weeks of walking, and like shit after one day of bus/subway ride. The morality: I'll have a great ass in a couple months!!

Plastic Sex

A friend of mine just wrote an article about the newest thing in sexshops: The silicon doll. He finds this new thing repulsive as well as the rubber doll. Some I know that think the opposite. Now... I have a dilemma... To me this new invention is not really new... women have silicon boobs, so from here to an entire woman made from silicon it's not such a long road, BUT, since for men they keep inventing things to help them get over the fact that they can't get laid with a real woman (or they are a "little" sick), WHAT will they invent for women that can't get sex from real men?? Cause we already have dicks of every size and colour... and a silicon man I'm pretty sure that will not have the same succes. What will you say? I just bought a doll with Keanu Reaves's face on? Oh boy, isn't he hot? You should see him in bed... He's so quiet...
Yes, I know we can find some positive sides of a man doll, like: he'll be always quiet, he won't keep the tv remote, won't watch stupid sports, he won't say you're fat, ugly, stupid, etc. But where is the fun in that? What happend to after fights sex? And I am pretty sure that no man speaks more than I do. I like men, the real deal, not some silicon shit. And I don't even want to imagine a sex act between a silicon man and a real woman. I will have nightmares tonight.

Love the Me I am

"People usually call me when it comes to solve their problems and I am ok with that too untill they invade my private space and I go balistic. Other people call me when they feel the need to hear talk for hours (I excel at that). Some like me because I am strange and sometimes fun, some don't like me at all, some like to be close to me in hope that someday they'll get lucky (wtf is wrong with you?!) and some love to have me as their personal clown (I do a great job at that sometimes). " Yes, that's true but you left out one category of people who love you just because you are part of their lives...just because you are Lady Luck. Are few...maybe one...two....but that's not important...important is that they are there even if the world ends.
You have that kind of people, I have that kind of people, everybody has that kind of people around them...we have to be careful because they're priceless!

No Angel

There's nothing sweet about me and I don't mind that. I am no angel, no saint, no good girl and I am fine with that. People usually call me when it comes to solve their problems and I am ok with that too untill they invade my private space and I go balistic. Other people call me when they feel the need to hear talk for hours (I excel at that). Some like me because I am strange and sometimes fun, some don't like me at all, some like to be close to me in hope that someday they'll get lucky (wtf is wrong with you?!) and some love to have me as their personal clown (I do a great job at that sometimes). I'm not even modest, I have no great or exceptional quality, at least not yet - who know what genius I might become ("ya right" I hear you say), but the bottom line is that I like me the way I am and... I thought about changing my personality but then again why should I do that? So that I can live a meaningless life and make your day? No way!! I like fucking up my life, I enjoy that, it is even fun from time to time. The world needs a crazy chick like me. I am indispensable.
I'm just joking, I'm a doll :D

My Things

I read a few days ago an article on a blog, it was about a dude that wanted back the gifts from his girlfriend. The dude was pissed off cause she ditch him. When he found out that she was cheating (hmm... I wonder why she cheated), well, he went nuts. And so he wrote to her to give him back the teddy bear, the dvd and a pair of underwear... A pair of bikini... Are u kidding me? What in The God's Name is he gonna do with that? Give them to the his next girl?
Anyway, my point is that I see things like this all the time, there are people in this world that instead of channel the energy in making the best out of a break up, they are losing time with UNDERWEAR.
Some time ago one of my friends broke up with her guy and she left some stuff at his place, she just left them there and never intended to reclaim them. It's ok as far as I am concerned, but I'm just not that type. I either take everything I OWN (not what is his - gifts or something like that), either I ask somebody to do that for me. I found it unnecessary to leave behind stuff that is mine so that the next could see that there was someone else before her... Men are stupid, they leave things from their ex and nevermind the fact that it could be disturbing for the present girlfriend to see stuff from the woman before her. It's like... let's see what shampoo is she using, what close is she wearing (that way you know is the ex fat or slim). Common, it's lame. My things belong to my place, and if I did the stupidity to leave something behind I'll make sure I get it back. Ofcourse that doesn't include his underwear :))I think it's a question of respect, and I for one, I do respect my self enough to not do what I know it's disturbing me, to others.
And Yes I do want my umbrella back, it's a question of principle. I like my umbrella, and I could buy 10 of them, but that one is already mine.I also think that men are idiots if they think by not giving back things that don't belong to them, it will give women an excuse to call them. Stupid and LAME again. I don't give a fuck about u if I did dumped you (and even if that wasn't the case). But, if I dumped u and 6 months later I still don't give a fuck about you... What's wrong with you? Give me back my umbrella motherfucker, the only thing you make me do it's to be furious!!

Middle Life

I find my self in a weird situation... I have nothing much to choose from... Everything it's so... in the middle... middle job, middle life, middle everything... And I am not in the mood to change that... I don't like it, but I'm just to tired to do anything about it... I go to bed as soon as I see the bed, I do things mechanical. I guess I'm just gettin' older... and that sucks.

Old love, new love

When a relationship dies do we ever really give up the ghost or are we forever haunted by the spirits of relationships past?
The past that don’t let you move on, to find new lovers and maybe a new shiny love. After a time you get stronger and you want to give up the past and to concentrate to the future with a new boyfriend…and when you think everything it’s ok and you’ve done with the past…pididum pididam… the ex-boyfriend returns with a proposal: to get back together…That’s a tough one! From that moment your new life is changing, you don’t know what to do…you like your new life and your new sweet boyfriend…but… (why it’s always has to be a but??!) your past is dragging you again…you want to split in 2, live in the past but still hanging with your new shiny life.
It can’t be possible, you have to make the right decision…so put in balance everything you had and everything you want from you and your future….the better decision is to move on even if it’s hurts! Will hurt now but it will be better in time….better than yesterday…Be a smart girl!

P.S: Have faith in you!

Steroid Drag Steroid

You've seen them in clubs, on the street, all over the world... The Steroid Dopped Guys. They are the type of guys with hot looks, tall, short or whatever. You can pick them up from the crowd, they're the guys in jammed t-shirts, black or white, so you can see how big are their arms. They are full of muscles and boy, do they look like paid killers or bodyguards. Some of them are one or the other... but some... well... some forgot to stop pumping.
And these are the guys that usually try to pick you up. They think they are sexy and so macho, that they'll make you roll over like a puppy just to get their attention. False. Not all women are stupid my friends, some of us do like muscles, but we also want the full package - brain, muscle, heart and size. The guys "Only Muscle" are sometimes good for sex, but sometimes not even for that, either they're too stupid, either they are not too "gifted".
Pretty lame guys, but that's only my saying.
I prefer quality not quantity.

Breaking Up is Hard To Do

I know it's hard when you lose someone. Breaking up was never easy no mather whose choice it was, your or his/ hers. But you must look at any break up as positive as possible. If you keep looking back, you'll never be able to fully live your life without dragging along your past.
In time we all realise that it was for the best. Nothing lasts forever, and bad relationships shouldn't last at all.
You'll find out that any break up, of any kind makes you stronger, and stronger it's a quality.
And anytime you need any help to go through a bad break up, call your friends, they are always gonna be there for you.

To bleeding hearts...